x-overweight blonde-x

A blonde was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.

"I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks." He said. "The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least 5 pounds."

When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor by losing nearly 20 pounds.

"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my instructions?"

The blonde nodded. "I'll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead that 3rd day."

"From hunger, you mean?"

"No, from skipping!"
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x-Starbucks Coffee Malaysia 11th years Anniversary-x

Yesterday was a tiring day for me,on shift during coffee good day *for celebration Starbucks 11th years anniversary in Malaysia* but it was fun too... my arms pain due to continuously holding the quite heavy "porta filter",not just holding but i swung,to past it to other staff to wash it and pull the espresso for me as my job is to pull the shot. Actually we had problem with our brewer machine and, no choice but to gave customers americano instead of brew coffee, but we still using the same coffee bean that we used to brewed which is ice coffee blend...

Pulling shot for more than 300 cups it's quite a challenge, in total we gave away 550 cups of coffee...lucky the coffee machine can bare with it...if not we all really in the deep shit... :)

here's some of the pic during the coffee war...



happy and cheerful barista even customers line up until the door





the crowd

the mess

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x- 11th Starbucks anniversary-x

On this coming Thursday Starbucks will celebrate it's 11th anniversary... as usual we will give away free tall size brew coffee to all customers, this is the 2nd time for this year we have this coffee good day... for this time we targeted more from the previous one as for this time we start at 11am until 1pm... it's lunch time and sure all people will come to get their complimentary coffee.. and am so lucky coz once again am working opening shift for that day... :)
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x-Blonde Friday-x

A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered the elevator, there was a blonde already inside and she greeted him by saying, "T-G-I-F"? (letters only).

He smiled at her and replied,"S-H-I-T" (letters only)."

She looked at him, puzzled, and said, "T-G-I-F" again.

He acknowledged her remark again by answering, "S-H-I-T."

The blond was trying to be friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile and said as sweetly as possibly "T-G-I-F" another time.

The man smiled "S-H-I-T."

The blond finally decided to explain things, and this time she said, "T-G-I-F, Thank Goodness It's Friday, get it?"

The man answered, "Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday."

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x-clone phone yet look like 100% geniune-x

After awhile didn't write anything,today am back with news about my coffee explorer test....after several time cancellation of the test i get to know that i will never get the black apron back even i do the test now as i already a "coffee master", so i think it's no point i do the test and i told my district manager to pull off my name from the list...am sad coz i cnt show off my black apron!!!

today is my bad bad day...i had been conned!!! i bought a clone phone!!! f**k!!!
it's nokia n95 and i pay rm250 for it...it look so real and i fall for it's beauty!!! my fault,i didn't check carefully.








so guys, be careful when u wanna buy phone..now got a lot of clone made in CHINA phones..they really good in this..don't believe when people wanna sell phone with cheap price.. x-dang-x
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x-blonde and fireman-x

A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde escape a burning building by climbing to the roof. The Firemen are on the street below, holding a blanket for them to jump into.

The firemen yell to the Brunette, "Jump! Jump! It's your only chance to survive!"

The Brunette jumps and SWISH! The firemen yank the blanket away...the
Brunette slams into the sidewalk like a tomato.

"C'mon! Jump! You gotta jump!' say the firemen to the Redhead.

"Oh no! You're gonna pull the blanket away!" says the Redhead.

"No! It's Brunettes we can't stand! We're OK with Redheads!"

"OK" says the Redhead, and she jumps. SWISH! The firemen yank the blanket away, and the lady is flattened on the pavement like a pancake.

Finally, the Blonde steps to the edge of the roof. Again, the firemen yell "Jump! You have to jump!"

"No way! You're just gonna pull the blanket away!" yelled the Blonde.

"No! Really! You have to jump! We won't pull the blanket away!"

"Look," the Blonde says, "nothing you say is gonna convince me that you're not gonna pull the blanket away! So what I want you to do is put the blanket down, and back away from it . . ."
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