A blonde was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.
"I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks." He said. "The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least 5 pounds."
When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor by losing nearly 20 pounds.
"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my instructions?"
The blonde nodded. "I'll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead that 3rd day."
"From hunger, you mean?"
"No, from skipping!"
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Friday, December 18, 2009
x-Starbucks Coffee Malaysia 11th years Anniversary-x
Yesterday was a tiring day for me,on shift during coffee good day *for celebration Starbucks 11th years anniversary in Malaysia* but it was fun too... my arms pain due to continuously holding the quite heavy "porta filter",not just holding but i swung,to past it to other staff to wash it and pull the espresso for me as my job is to pull the shot. Actually we had problem with our brewer machine and, no choice but to gave customers americano instead of brew coffee, but we still using the same coffee bean that we used to brewed which is ice coffee blend...
Pulling shot for more than 300 cups it's quite a challenge, in total we gave away 550 cups of coffee...lucky the coffee machine can bare with it...if not we all really in the deep shit... :)
here's some of the pic during the coffee war...
happy and cheerful barista even customers line up until the door
the crowd
the mess
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Pulling shot for more than 300 cups it's quite a challenge, in total we gave away 550 cups of coffee...lucky the coffee machine can bare with it...if not we all really in the deep shit... :)
here's some of the pic during the coffee war...
happy and cheerful barista even customers line up until the door
the crowd
the mess
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Tuesday, December 15, 2009
x- 11th Starbucks anniversary-x
On this coming Thursday Starbucks will celebrate it's 11th anniversary... as usual we will give away free tall size brew coffee to all customers, this is the 2nd time for this year we have this coffee good day... for this time we targeted more from the previous one as for this time we start at 11am until 1pm... it's lunch time and sure all people will come to get their complimentary coffee.. and am so lucky coz once again am working opening shift for that day... :)
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Monday, December 7, 2009
x-Blonde Friday-x
A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered the elevator, there was a blonde already inside and she greeted him by saying, "T-G-I-F"? (letters only).
He smiled at her and replied,"S-H-I-T" (letters only)."
She looked at him, puzzled, and said, "T-G-I-F" again.
He acknowledged her remark again by answering, "S-H-I-T."
The blond was trying to be friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile and said as sweetly as possibly "T-G-I-F" another time.
The man smiled "S-H-I-T."
The blond finally decided to explain things, and this time she said, "T-G-I-F, Thank Goodness It's Friday, get it?"
The man answered, "Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday."
He smiled at her and replied,"S-H-I-T" (letters only)."
She looked at him, puzzled, and said, "T-G-I-F" again.
He acknowledged her remark again by answering, "S-H-I-T."
The blond was trying to be friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile and said as sweetly as possibly "T-G-I-F" another time.
The man smiled "S-H-I-T."
The blond finally decided to explain things, and this time she said, "T-G-I-F, Thank Goodness It's Friday, get it?"
The man answered, "Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday."
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Monday, November 30, 2009
x-clone phone yet look like 100% geniune-x
After awhile didn't write anything,today am back with news about my coffee explorer test....after several time cancellation of the test i get to know that i will never get the black apron back even i do the test now as i already a "coffee master", so i think it's no point i do the test and i told my district manager to pull off my name from the list...am sad coz i cnt show off my black apron!!!
today is my bad bad day...i had been conned!!! i bought a clone phone!!! f**k!!!
it's nokia n95 and i pay rm250 for it...it look so real and i fall for it's beauty!!! my fault,i didn't check carefully.
so guys, be careful when u wanna buy phone..now got a lot of clone made in CHINA phones..they really good in this..don't believe when people wanna sell phone with cheap price.. x-dang-x
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today is my bad bad day...i had been conned!!! i bought a clone phone!!! f**k!!!
it's nokia n95 and i pay rm250 for it...it look so real and i fall for it's beauty!!! my fault,i didn't check carefully.
so guys, be careful when u wanna buy phone..now got a lot of clone made in CHINA phones..they really good in this..don't believe when people wanna sell phone with cheap price.. x-dang-x
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Wednesday, November 18, 2009
x-blonde and fireman-x
A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde escape a burning building by climbing to the roof. The Firemen are on the street below, holding a blanket for them to jump into.
The firemen yell to the Brunette, "Jump! Jump! It's your only chance to survive!"
The Brunette jumps and SWISH! The firemen yank the blanket away...the
Brunette slams into the sidewalk like a tomato.
"C'mon! Jump! You gotta jump!' say the firemen to the Redhead.
"Oh no! You're gonna pull the blanket away!" says the Redhead.
"No! It's Brunettes we can't stand! We're OK with Redheads!"
"OK" says the Redhead, and she jumps. SWISH! The firemen yank the blanket away, and the lady is flattened on the pavement like a pancake.
Finally, the Blonde steps to the edge of the roof. Again, the firemen yell "Jump! You have to jump!"
"No way! You're just gonna pull the blanket away!" yelled the Blonde.
"No! Really! You have to jump! We won't pull the blanket away!"
"Look," the Blonde says, "nothing you say is gonna convince me that you're not gonna pull the blanket away! So what I want you to do is put the blanket down, and back away from it . . ."
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The firemen yell to the Brunette, "Jump! Jump! It's your only chance to survive!"
The Brunette jumps and SWISH! The firemen yank the blanket away...the
Brunette slams into the sidewalk like a tomato.
"C'mon! Jump! You gotta jump!' say the firemen to the Redhead.
"Oh no! You're gonna pull the blanket away!" says the Redhead.
"No! It's Brunettes we can't stand! We're OK with Redheads!"
"OK" says the Redhead, and she jumps. SWISH! The firemen yank the blanket away, and the lady is flattened on the pavement like a pancake.
Finally, the Blonde steps to the edge of the roof. Again, the firemen yell "Jump! You have to jump!"
"No way! You're just gonna pull the blanket away!" yelled the Blonde.
"No! Really! You have to jump! We won't pull the blanket away!"
"Look," the Blonde says, "nothing you say is gonna convince me that you're not gonna pull the blanket away! So what I want you to do is put the blanket down, and back away from it . . ."
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Tuesday, November 17, 2009
x-coffee explorer test (update)-x
Once again...my coffee explorer test that i supposed take on Sunday had been postponed to this coming Friday due to reopening one of Starbucks store in my district, so my district manager are busy to look after the store and had no choice to reschedule my test.. however am glad that i've more time to read.
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Sunday, November 15, 2009
x-2012...what gonna happen-x
2012... what will really happen in this year? A lot of saying, thought, prediction, opinion that we heard or read about 2012 event...but what is the truth? No body knows...it's all depends on what we believe or what we want to believe. Prepare our self for whatever that coming, or ignore and go on with our regular happy daily live...it's up to us, our self really... as for me, I don’t really know what to believe and what am suppose to do…I don’t really think about this. One of my friend (Young) is scared, don’t know it’s for real or he just saying that he's scared, then he said “what to do? Got another 3 years, go get as many girls as you can” this is what most of the guys said when having a conversation about end of the world, in other words “go do what ever you want , things that you haven’t do, things that you feel like to do” it’s more like it. here’s some opinion that I read through internet.
It's a load of nonsense: In spite of what you may have heard, "nothing bad will happen to the Earth in 2012," says Jason Townsend at NASA's website. "Our planet has been getting along just fine for more than 4 billion years, and credible scientists worldwide know of no threat associated with 2012." The purveyors of doom have offered up many scary scenarios, but there is no scientific basis for any of them.
"2012: Beginning of the end, or why the world won't end?"
Not an end—a new beginning! There is indeed a long calendar cycle that ends on Dec. 21, 2012, says "leading Mayan shaman" Carlos Barrios in The Wall Street Journal. But that date will not mark the end of the world. Rather, the new cycle will be a time of "harmony and more closeness to the natural world."
"2012 movie: Apocalypse not?"
Maybe the ancient Mayans just predicted this disaster movie: "The film is part of the prophecy in a sense," says Daniel Pinchbeck at Teen Hollywood. We can either laugh off the doomsday scenario, or we can search for a "deeper" meaning. A little fear might be what people need to see that we have a "crucial window" to make the world a better place, before it's too late.
"2012: Should you be scared?"
http://www.greatdreams.com/2012.htm
go to this link to read more about prediction according to mayan calendar.
Even in Quran, holy bible for muslim got this prediction :-
Nu'aim bin Hammad said from the words of Prophet Muhamad s.a.w:
When there's voice appears in the month of Ramadhan, then it will be a chaotic Syawal. We asked, "What voice, Rasullullah?". Prophet Muhamad answered, "A loud voice in the middle of Ramadhan, Thursday night. The voice so loud that wakes people who are sleeping, make the standing people to fall, the girls to get out from what they are doing. In the year that has the most number of earthquake. If you have taken you Subuh prayers on the Friday, get in your house, close the doors, shut whatever holes you have and cover yourselves. plug your ears. If you feel there's still a loud voice that shakes you, pray to Allah and recite "Mahasuci Al-Quddus, Mahasuci Al-Quddus, Rabb kami Al-Quddus!", for those who do that will save and those who dont will be destroyed.
and this is from Bible:-
Revelation 16:8-9 "And they fourth poured out his bowl upon the sun; and it was given to it to burn men with fire. And men were burned with great heat; and the blasphemed the name of God Who has the authority over these plagues; and they did not repent to give Him glory."
Isaiah 30:26-27-Moreover the light of the moon shall be as the light of the sun, and the light of the sun shall be sevenfold, as the light of seven days, in the day that the LORD bindeth up the breach of his people, and healeth the stroke of their wound. Behold, the name of the LORD cometh from far, burning with his anger, and the burden thereof is heavy: his lips are full of indignation, and his tongue as a devouring fire: ..."
But it doesn't say it's the end of the world... who knows after all.Maybe we should go watch the new movie "2012" to get the picture what gonna happen on that year.
p/s: this entry is just for reading purpose,it's doesn't ask u to believe all the words and it's up to individual how to take it.
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It's a load of nonsense: In spite of what you may have heard, "nothing bad will happen to the Earth in 2012," says Jason Townsend at NASA's website. "Our planet has been getting along just fine for more than 4 billion years, and credible scientists worldwide know of no threat associated with 2012." The purveyors of doom have offered up many scary scenarios, but there is no scientific basis for any of them.
"2012: Beginning of the end, or why the world won't end?"
Not an end—a new beginning! There is indeed a long calendar cycle that ends on Dec. 21, 2012, says "leading Mayan shaman" Carlos Barrios in The Wall Street Journal. But that date will not mark the end of the world. Rather, the new cycle will be a time of "harmony and more closeness to the natural world."
"2012 movie: Apocalypse not?"
Maybe the ancient Mayans just predicted this disaster movie: "The film is part of the prophecy in a sense," says Daniel Pinchbeck at Teen Hollywood. We can either laugh off the doomsday scenario, or we can search for a "deeper" meaning. A little fear might be what people need to see that we have a "crucial window" to make the world a better place, before it's too late.
"2012: Should you be scared?"
http://www.greatdreams.com/2012.htm
go to this link to read more about prediction according to mayan calendar.
Even in Quran, holy bible for muslim got this prediction :-
Nu'aim bin Hammad said from the words of Prophet Muhamad s.a.w:
When there's voice appears in the month of Ramadhan, then it will be a chaotic Syawal. We asked, "What voice, Rasullullah?". Prophet Muhamad answered, "A loud voice in the middle of Ramadhan, Thursday night. The voice so loud that wakes people who are sleeping, make the standing people to fall, the girls to get out from what they are doing. In the year that has the most number of earthquake. If you have taken you Subuh prayers on the Friday, get in your house, close the doors, shut whatever holes you have and cover yourselves. plug your ears. If you feel there's still a loud voice that shakes you, pray to Allah and recite "Mahasuci Al-Quddus, Mahasuci Al-Quddus, Rabb kami Al-Quddus!", for those who do that will save and those who dont will be destroyed.
and this is from Bible:-
Revelation 16:8-9 "And they fourth poured out his bowl upon the sun; and it was given to it to burn men with fire. And men were burned with great heat; and the blasphemed the name of God Who has the authority over these plagues; and they did not repent to give Him glory."
Isaiah 30:26-27-Moreover the light of the moon shall be as the light of the sun, and the light of the sun shall be sevenfold, as the light of seven days, in the day that the LORD bindeth up the breach of his people, and healeth the stroke of their wound. Behold, the name of the LORD cometh from far, burning with his anger, and the burden thereof is heavy: his lips are full of indignation, and his tongue as a devouring fire: ..."
But it doesn't say it's the end of the world... who knows after all.Maybe we should go watch the new movie "2012" to get the picture what gonna happen on that year.
p/s: this entry is just for reading purpose,it's doesn't ask u to believe all the words and it's up to individual how to take it.
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Tuesday, November 10, 2009
x-coffee explorer test-x
Yesterday am working closing shift and i supposed to take the coffee explorer test at 3pm...but because of raining started at 1.30pm and it just stop for awhile at 5pm, i unable to go early and i missed the test, so i have to wait the next session of the test on sunday,and it's not in my store,i have to travel all the way to Sunway medical center coz the next session is in there..
let me tell what coffee explorer test is...
Every partner (staff) that have been working within 6 month are qualified to take the coffee explorer test, but it's not a must..before taking the test every partners have to complete their coffee passport*(complete all the core beans and at least two or three limited time offering beans) and also they have to do the 4 quick coffee tasting, where they need to choose and answer 4 out of 14 question.
*coffee passport is the book where partners have to fill in all about coffee that they try during coffee sampling session*
the coffee passport
so after sitting this test and if the partner pass *mark for pass is 94* they will get "STORE COFFEE MASTER" tittle and they will get 1 black apron, 1 coffee master shirt and 1 coffee master pin *bronze color* (because store coffee master is the 3rd ranking in Starbucks, 2nd is district coffee master and the 1st is coffee ambassador)
Back to my story... actually am already a coffee master,coz i took this test 4 years back.Last time we can't wear the black apron while working they only allowed us to wear the black apron when there's special occasion like coffee seminar, so when the time i get the apron i just keep it and after shifted house i lost it. Now i have to re-take the test in order to get my black apron back..*now company allowed us to wear the black apron while working*
when i pass the test and get back my black apron am gonna post the picture here... lol
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let me tell what coffee explorer test is...
Every partner (staff) that have been working within 6 month are qualified to take the coffee explorer test, but it's not a must..before taking the test every partners have to complete their coffee passport*(complete all the core beans and at least two or three limited time offering beans) and also they have to do the 4 quick coffee tasting, where they need to choose and answer 4 out of 14 question.
*coffee passport is the book where partners have to fill in all about coffee that they try during coffee sampling session*
the coffee passport
so after sitting this test and if the partner pass *mark for pass is 94* they will get "STORE COFFEE MASTER" tittle and they will get 1 black apron, 1 coffee master shirt and 1 coffee master pin *bronze color* (because store coffee master is the 3rd ranking in Starbucks, 2nd is district coffee master and the 1st is coffee ambassador)
Back to my story... actually am already a coffee master,coz i took this test 4 years back.Last time we can't wear the black apron while working they only allowed us to wear the black apron when there's special occasion like coffee seminar, so when the time i get the apron i just keep it and after shifted house i lost it. Now i have to re-take the test in order to get my black apron back..*now company allowed us to wear the black apron while working*
when i pass the test and get back my black apron am gonna post the picture here... lol
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Wednesday, November 4, 2009
x-port dickson-x
yesterday i went back to seremban with two of my friend,after never go back,my mom and dad start nagging, so i choose yesterday which is my off day to go back and at the same time going to port dickson as my friend wanted to go to the beach,9am from kl and reached seremban around 10.30am.
hang out at my house,i cooked lunch for my friends and my parent,having lunch and all settled around 3.30pm before we go to port dickson..it took 40 minutes to reach the beach from my house,the first thing we did is,looking the nice spot,so we went to batu 4..coz we going on weekday,not so many people there...not even single people near the beach..so we went to teluk kemang the most packed place in port dickson during weekend.
reached there and it looks just nice,not so many people and we easily find nice spot under the tree to lay down..."lepaking" until 7.30pm just to see the sunset and am happy coz manage to snap some of sunset pic.
tidbit...
some of the people posing in front of me
this boy so happy playing with water
sand castle anyone?
good time to have a walk eh?
a lot of family bring their children to play by the beach at evening
tiny little durian?
still have time to checking up this 3 chick..haha
finally... SUNSET!!!!
love this shot..
p/s : all the pic are taken by amateur
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hang out at my house,i cooked lunch for my friends and my parent,having lunch and all settled around 3.30pm before we go to port dickson..it took 40 minutes to reach the beach from my house,the first thing we did is,looking the nice spot,so we went to batu 4..coz we going on weekday,not so many people there...not even single people near the beach..so we went to teluk kemang the most packed place in port dickson during weekend.
reached there and it looks just nice,not so many people and we easily find nice spot under the tree to lay down..."lepaking" until 7.30pm just to see the sunset and am happy coz manage to snap some of sunset pic.
tidbit...
some of the people posing in front of me
this boy so happy playing with water
sand castle anyone?
good time to have a walk eh?
a lot of family bring their children to play by the beach at evening
tiny little durian?
still have time to checking up this 3 chick..haha
finally... SUNSET!!!!
love this shot..
p/s : all the pic are taken by amateur
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x-it's here...it's here...-x
Finally it’s here…
Feel the warmth of the holiday season…may all your wishes be granted...
Actually yesterday is the first day for the Christmas promo, but am unable to update due to yesterday was my off day and am out of town*going back to port Dickson*, so here I am to update and to post up some pic that I took on the night we setting up store for the promotion.
On that night Mr.Navin, my outlet manager had asked, all of out partners to come and help out to setnup the store for the Christmas promotion, and all of our partner didn’t disappoint us, they all came and help us to set up our store…
all the hardworking partners busy with their task... :) on that day store close at 11pm, but all the work done at 1am..hahaha pretty late,because,when all the partners gather together,they doing their work and playing at the same time..
chot*the one with cap and yasin* checking up some a** :p
cam whoring
mr and mrs santa had been forced to do this pose
but even they all play around but they still finished up their task...bravo to all partners!!!
the family
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