Sunday, October 4, 2009

x-girl on a plane-x

A stranger is sat next to a little girl on a plane
The stranger turns to her and says, "let's talk. i've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation." The little girl, who had just opened her book, closes it slowly and replies, "what would u like to talk about?" "oh i don't know," smiles the stranger. "How about nuclear power?, "okay" she says, that could be interesting topic. But let me ask u a question first.


A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do u suppose that is?









The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl intelligence, think about it and
says, "hmmmmmmmm, i have no idea." To which the little girs replies, do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know SHIT? x-lol-x


x-FHM-x

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